BLACK CAT

good, good. ^_^ ok. so here's a map of the place, you'll get one when he hires you, but it doesn't have all the labs and all the floors on it. just the first 2 floors and the pantry...*walking towards my car* you can use this to get there, not too fancy but not a poor mans car either. *hands you the keys* it drifts a bit to the left and you have to give it a little extra gas when you start up. i'm gonna hide out in the trunk with a radio. i took the liberty of installing a panic button at the tip of your tie so if anything happens and you're stuck, call me up and tell me where you are and what not, i'll try to get you out. but i doubt anything will happen because he's got alot of meetings for the next week. so you can basically get anywhere but his room without being noticed. all the security is centered around there- *blah blah blah... all the need to know crap... too lazy to write it and i feel like a know-it-all ... so... in short. ^_^*
*i get on my bike and drive off and you are left with the car*

me: .....eh? = . =
*get's in the car and drive to the location with the gps*
*th: why does this car smell like fish...?*

voice: eh... where am i...? -_- *some random dirty guy sits up*
me: EEEEEPPPP! Dx *swerve*
guy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!! to you too! .....do you have chilli..?
me: *th: a hobo?!? why is there a smelly old guy in my car?!?!!*
*relizes the back window is open* Gyaa!! *swerve!*

Guy:........................ i don't want to die, just get me some chilli would you!?!
*meanwhile*
angu: *calling you're cell phone and leaves a message* oh, ummmm... this is weird. by the way... i kinda hotwired the car....... someone hijacked mine so... i borrowed someone elses car.... heh heh... " please don't kill me later... hope you get to the house without being pulled over!!! * hangs up* please smash you're phone while you're at it so you don't have to listen to that....
*back in the car*
Guy:*now in the passenger side* ...soooo.... are we going to get chilli or what?

me:*th: we're gonna die!!* *teary eyed* *th: with a hobo next to me!! >.<"*

guy:... we're not going to get chilli, are we...? *sigh* so much for that... so.. where're you heading? can i stalk you? (lol i couldn't resist.. sorry. ^_^)

me: O_O" PERVERT!!! DX *breaks one of my nice maid heels on his face (while still being a role model driver)* *swerve!* oh there's the house! *CRASH!!* *crawls out the window to find i'm in the main entry way*

mr. angu's dad: ..WHO ARE YOU?!?!! WHY'D YOU CRASH THRU MY WALL?!!

me:....*brushes off a bit* *um..bold..* I'M HERE FOR A JOB!! ^ ^

My dad: not exactly a good fist impression....
Eve:who is that uncle?

me: *th:... did angu warn me to avoid little blond girls....? * *shrugs* ...so do i get the job...?

dad: hmm? oh, what are you applying for?
eve: *walks up to you looking curious*

me: O.O" *flinch* i'm here because i wanna do laundry! ^^
*th: TT__TT i'll have to touch old man pants... *mental sob**

dad:... we have been needing to hire some people... odd how many have quit in the past week. ok. i'll give you a chance. *waves you towards the building* my secretary will fill you in.

me: *th: yays!!! *
*folows* ...so what do i need to do sir? *alittle nervous...^^"*

dad: just follow the map, the laundry route is marked out for you, just pick up the laundry, head down to the laundry room, wash them, then fold the clothes, iron them, and bring them back. each laundry bag has the room it belongs to labled on it, so it shouldn't be too hard to keep them strait. now off you go, i'm late for a meeting. eve, be a good little girl and make sure she doesn't get lost? *steps into a car and drives away*
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angu: *in my old room in the house spying on you* so far, so good! *eating fudge* ^_^

me: *torchor! i want fudge... TT_TT"* *cleaning the clothes*
Eve: *walks up to me* .....I am a deamon.. are you my prey?
me: O.O" eep!!

angu: *sneaks in the door way* no, she isn't, but i am!!! *turns and runs* *th: natsu, you owe me big. hurry up and get this over with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
Eve: *follows me out, arm turning into a giant knife*

me: *th: OMyGAAHINA--!?! that kid turned her arm into a knife?!!! * *hurry and does the clothes faster*

angu: *running past the room again* AHHHHHHHHHHH >.< eve!!!! calm down!!!
eve: but i'm it. i'm the demon.
angu: i know... but demons can take a break every once in a while too!!! *Jumps out the window*
Guard:*walks in the room* did i hear somthing?*

me: huh...? no nothing... *pretending i just took my ear buds out to talk to him*

guard: hmmm. ok, just keep up with your job. *walks out* i coulda sworn someone was running around....
angu:umm... natsu? a little help? i'm kinda hanging from the window... and eve's wanting in too. she promises to leave you alone, right eve?
eve: .... ok?
Angu: soooo..... HELP~!!!!!!!! >.<

me: o-okay... *helps you out and lets you both in*

whew. thanks... now, get back to work!!! XD *sneaks back into my room*
eve: .. i'm the demon.

me:.... -_- dang work!

eve: what work? *pure curiosity and innocence*

me: .... -_-" * i dont know what to say to the inoenct child-murderer...*

eve: *tilts her head slightly* ok... *walks out*